Chaai(Tea) ki paati aur Pati(Husband)

Chaai(Tea) ki paati aur Pati(Husband) mein kya similarity hai
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Dono ki kismat mein ubalnaa likha hai, woh bhi aurat ke hatho

My Dear Friends

My Dear Friends :-)
My Parents suddenly decided ab0ut my marriage in next m0nth.
29 k0 Mehndi..
30 k0 Baarat ..
31 k0 valima..
U r invited with famly s0 plz c0me..!!

Boy 2 Girl: Mujy ap ka autograph chahiye..

Boy 2 Girl: Mujy ap ka autograph chahiye..

Girl(Muskuraty hoye): Kahan pe?

Boy:




Nikah naamy pe
(',')
/|\_ O Teri Khair
/ \_ nawan style,;-);-)B-)

Pathan to AirHostess:

Pathan to AirHostess: "Tumhra shakal Humara B.V se milta hy,


Airhostess:
Bakwas band kro!
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Pathan:
"MashaALLAH! Aadat b milta hy.:)

Us k jany k baad

Us k jany k baad sirf itna sa gila raha hum ko...

W0 palat ker dekh leta...

To...

hum Fittay muu hi keh daitay

Techer; Apne Walid Ka Mukhtasar Nam Bataiye.

 Techer;
Apne Walid Ka Mukhtasar Nam Bataiye.

Studnt: CNG

Techer: Ye Kaisa Nam Hy?

Studnt; Ye Mukhtsar Nam He Pora Nam Chuadhry Naimat Gul ha

Jo biwi apne husband se darti hain

Jo biwi apne husband se darti hain,
wo seeeeeeedhi jannat may jaati hain,
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Or jo nahi darti
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un k liye to ye Dunia hi jannat hai bhai...;-):-b

Jab se Begum Ne Mjhy apna Bna Rakha Hy

Jab se Begum Ne Mjhy apna Bna Rakha Hy

Me ne Nazron ki Trah sir bhi jhuka Rakha hy

Bartno aj Mery sir Pe Barasty kyn ho

Me ne Dho Dho k Tmhy ktna saja Rakha hy

Roz Leti hy Talashi Wo Police ki Manind

Poochhti hy k kahan Paison ko Chhupa Rakha hy

Wohi Dunya me Muqadar ka sikandar Thehra

Jsne khud ko Yahan Shadi se Bacha Rakha hy

Pi ja is Maar ki Talkhi ko b Hans k Shohar

Maar khaney me b Qudrat Ne Maza Rakha Hay.

Dedicated to all
Mazloom Husbandz

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

4 Cheezein insaan ko kabhi khush

4 Cheezein insaan ko kabhi khush Nahi Rakh Saktin:
1. Mobile
2. Car
3. T.V
4. B.V
Kyun K Aksar in K
Latest Model
Doosron K pass Hotay hain:-)

Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr

Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon,
to ap mujhy kia dain gy?
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 Husband : halka sa Dhakaaaa ;-)

Dunya main 2 Log aik Doosre ko Hasrat se Dekhte hain

Dunya main 2 Log aik Doosre ko Hasrat se Dekhte hain
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. KANWAARAY Shadi Shuda Ko
         Or
SHADI SHUDA Kanwaron Ko